Northern Rock N Roll-- Crash n Roll

How are the markets doing? Do you care?

If it all crashed, like big Citibank; a total cataclysm;
Would it satisfy your teenage lust;
Would you give up monetarism;
-----(Lots of Jii-ism)
If the old Lady of Threadbare Street;
The Bank of England itself;
Crashed into a million pieces down;
All the bad loans on the Shelf;
----(damn the Gwe-el-efs)
Refrain:
I know it's only Northern Rock;
But it's dead meat.;
I know it's only Northern Rock;
But it's Dead meat, dead meat, yes it is....

(to the tune of the Stones' "It's Only Rock n'Roll")